I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing

We are all human. Respect what I say, and I will gladly respect yours. I am open to new ideas, and to people that I have not met. With that said, I’m Caitlyn. It is very nice to meet you.

May 18, 2013 3:05 am

So my paper for english was due at 11:59 and I handed it in at 11:58 LIKE A FUCKING BOSS I AM

OH MY GOD MY HANDS ARE STILL SWEATY I WANT AN A ON THIS PAPER. IT IS 10 PERCENT OF MY GRADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ok lets not look back at what i just wrote~~

May 10, 2013 3:20 am

So, I met Macklemore today.  Yup. Craziest shit ever but so worth it.  I left the concert early right after he performed. I asked the security guards if they knew where he was at or if he left and they told us all the artists had to leave out by the loading dock. So naturally, I went there despite the fact that we couldn’t get back in after we left.

At the loading dock, the security dude was like ” most of the time, you can’t see them and they normally don’t stop. So it’s not worth it waiting.” YEAH. FAT CHANCE IDGAF HE’S COMING OUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.  So, after like 15 minutes in the cold, he comes out in an Escalade sitting in the front seat.  At first, he was like, ” We can’t stop because we might miss our flight, sorry!” BUT his fiance was like ” It’s ok, you can take a photo.” And he was like ” Ok, we can take a quick selfie!”

I fucking love you Macklemore.  Keep on making inspirational music and keep on changing the world one step at a time. You’re doing it right.

May 5, 2013 4:49 am

reheated pizza at 2 in the morning is the shit omg

April 30, 2013 1:23 am April 28, 2013 5:14 pm

There’s this cat I saw at Petco that I really want.  She’s a dilute calico and has the prettiest green eyes.  I’m going to do everything I can to convince my parents to let me get a cat.

April 26, 2013 6:38 pm

I’M GOING TO SEE MACKLEMORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

12:59 am

I feel like if I were one of the people handing out free samples at like Costco, there wouldn’t be anymore samples because I would eat them all.

April 15, 2013 12:36 pm April 14, 2013 11:27 pm

D’aww the guy at Starbucks gave me a free drink. D’AWWWWWWWWWW.

April 11, 2013 2:01 pm

God damn tumblr.  My dash was so clean for like 10 mins BUT NOPE.

April 8, 2013 11:42 pm

It means so much to me when people trust to tell me how they feel and their deepest thoughts.  It is an honor to be handed such trust. Thank you.

12:56 pm

I’m practicing my speech at my school coffee shop and I swear people think I’m talking to myself.

I’M NOT THAT WEIRD SHIT